All right, so let me get this straight. You kept something you
knew was probably dangerous in order to impress a
girl who… who you just met? All right, that’s grossly oversimplifying things. I mean, why would a girl
like some nasty slug anyway? An interdimensional slug? Because it’s awesome. Well, even if she thought it was
cool, which she didn’t, I… I just… I don’t know. I just feel like
you’re trying way too hard. Well, not everyone can have
your perfect hair, all right? It’s not about the hair, man. The key with girls is just…
just acting like you don’t care. Even if you do? Yeah, exactly. It drives them nuts. Then what? You just wait until, uh… until you feel it. Feel what? It’s like before it’s gonna storm, you know? You can’t see it, but you
can feel it, like this, uh… electricity, you know? Oh, like in the electromagnetic field
when the clouds in the atmosphere– No, no, no, no, no.
Like a… Like a sexual electricity Oh… You feel that and then you make your move. So that’s when you kiss her? No, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Romeo. Sorry. Sure, okay, some girls, yeah,
they want you to be aggressive. You know, strong, hot and heavy, like a… I don’t know, like a lion. But others, you gotta be slow,
you gotta be stealthy, like a… like a ninja. What type is Nancy? Nancy’s different. She’s
different than the other girls. Yeah, she seems pretty special, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, she is. But this girl’s special, too, you know.
It’s just, like, something about her. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. What? You’re not falling in love with this girl, are you? Uh, no. No. Okay, good. Don’t. I won’t. She’s only gonna break your heart,
and you’re way too young for that shit. Fabergé. What? It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and conditioner,
and when your hair’s damp… It’s not wet, okay? – When it’s damp…
– Damp. You do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray. – Farrah Fawcett spray?
– Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I just told
you that and your ass is grass. You’re dead, Henderson.
Do you understand? Yup. Okay. Farrah Fawcett, really? I mean, she’s hot. Yeah.