♪♪ Ooh! Look at this fancy
hidden camera. How can I look at it
if it’s hidden? What? Magic bookshop. Michael: Hey, how are you doing? Good.
How are you? Doing great.
Okay. “House of Blessings.” Yeah. Nice book. Bottle & Bottega. Alright, does it have a —
We have this sale today. We have $2 off, $5, $10, and $20, depending on the stickers. Oh, awesome. Yeah. And we got these back in, too, The Redacters. Uh-huh. A lot of people are calling about those. What is that? Oh, yeah, these — You’ve never seen these little machines? No. Oh, yeah. Lawyers use them and stuff
to, like, redact information. You see how it, like,
makes a laser beam? Uh-huh. But there’s three settings. Like, for one, you see how
there’s all numbers here? Uh-huh. The first setting — if you
wanted to, like, have a — If you had a contract
or something and you didn’t want anyone to see the numbers
or checks or something, you set it to that
first setting right here. Oh. And then, when you aim the laser at numbers, it will — Look at that. It inks them. That is so cool. Isn’t that great? Can you undo it? No. Oh. Yeah, once it’s redacted, it’s redacted. Yeah, so no one else — That would be a good one,
though, to undo it. Yeah. They have to. I mean, come on. And then, the second setting
is personal information. Here, you want to try that? See that? Like, if something has personal info on it — Oh, like, look —
here’s an invoice. Like, if you aim that laser
right here, nothing happens, but you see there’s an address
up there with personal info? Uh-huh. Aim it at that. Yeah. Damn.
That is so cool! And it redacts it. Yeah. Super-cool. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then the other one is for — The third setting is, like, if there’s obscene stuff,
you know, like in books, and you — [Bleep] or, like,
a [bleep] Yes. Exactly. It will — But I don’t know how that — Why can’t I get that to — That’s amazing. Whoa! Oh, there we go. Did I get it? It’s gonna redact you. Oh, it redacted you. Oh. What was that?
“Moby Dick.” Oh! Did it, like — Did you get a shock just now? I felt a shock, yeah. Whoa.
Yeah. Don’t aim it at people. Oh, my — Is that — Damn! Is my shirt ruined now? It totally redacted it. Oh, I thought it was
only a paper thing. ‘Cause it says [bleep] And I said [bleep] That’s so weird.
Remember? That’s so funny. You said — Maybe it programmed your voice. Like, it knew to get rid of that word. I don’t know. Alright. And then I’m just waiting
for this to load up. Then I’ll ring you up. Oh, okay, cool. How much is this nifty machine, just for — Oh, it’s $59.95. And then I think it’s supposed to have — Oh, I don’t remember
what the number off was. It’s okay. No, it’s okay. Yeah. I’m just wondering, like, price range-wise. Exactly. And I have a coupon
in this book, so I’m gonna go grab that. Thank you. So, when that’s
loaded up… The Redacter. ♪♪ Yeah, pretty nice machine, right? I think it’s a little more
on the expensive side ’cause it works with
the Carbonaro Effect. Mm-hmm. Do you know
what that is? I don’t — I can’t —
I don’t have time. I have to go back to work. [ Laughs ] Do you know what the Carbonaro Effect is? I’ve heard of it. I don’t know. I forgot. Oh, it’s the name of
a hidden-camera magic TV show… Oh. Yeah. That you’re actually — Is it on cable? I’m on? You’re on it right now. No, I’m not. Yeah, you are. -No, I’m not.
-You are. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you are. Yeah. No. Is that why — I’m — I’m a magician. No. Are you kidding me? I’m a magic– that was a magic trick. Is that a wig? It’s a wig. [ Laughs ]
Are you serious? Yes. -I’m on the show right now?
-You’re on the show. Look — there’s
a camera hiding right behind
that mirror there. Are you serious? I’m serious. No way. Yes. Really?
Da-la-la-la-la! Yes. -Are you —
-Yes. Did you actually
get shocked? I actually got shocked. Oh, no. What’s your name? Alexandra. Alexandra, I’m Michael Carbonaro. [ Laughs ]
Are you serious? You’re on “The Carbonaro Effect.” Yeah. -You’re [bleep] awesome.
-Yeah, you’re awesome. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
I got a potty mouth. I got to redact you. No! [ Laughs ]